Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies!

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?’

HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!’

WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'

HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.’

WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?’

HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'

WIFE: 'You would?'

HUSBAND: .......?

WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'

HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'

WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'

HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'

WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'

HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'

WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'

HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'

WIFE: 'Would she wear my shoes?'

HUSBAND: 'No, her size is 6.'

WIFE: … silence ...

HUSBAND: 'Ooops!’

Glossary:

• Poison (n): a substance that can make people or animals ill or kill them if they eat or drink it (Chất độc, thuốc độc)

• Proper (adj): real, satisfactory, suitable or correct (Đúng, thích đáng, thích hợp)

• Jewelry (n): decorative objects worn on your clothes or body which are usually made from valuable metals, such as gold and silver, and precious stones (Nữ trang)

• To seem (v): to give the effect of being; to be judged to be (Có vẻ như, dường như, coi bộ)

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